"Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art."

- Charlie "YardBird" Parker

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So we hear America got acquainted with Adam Lambert’s crotch last night. A big deal for network TV? Maybe. A big deal in the world of rock & roll: not so much. In fact, we’ve helpfully compiled a greatest-hits of crotch-rock moments that tracks some early groin infractions (Jim Morrison exposing himself onstage; Madonna fake-masturbating on tour) with more recent crotchtaculars (Prince’s Super Bowl guitar silhouette, John Mayer’s thong) and perhaps the most famous “look at my crotch” short film ever created, Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg’s “Dick in a Box.” Check them out here:

Infamous Crotch Rock Moments: From Adam Lambert’s AMAs Stunt to “Dick in a Box”

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